I lost a threesome because of my dog


I have a cute dog named Sam. He is 3 years old. He is really adorable. I have been single for almost two years. During these times, he has been keeping me company. I loved him more than anything, but sometimes, he can really be such a pain in the ass. I just don’t know what I should do with it.

It is not the first time he ruined my date. I think he is a part of the reasons why I am still single. There was one time, I was going out with a girl. It was our first date. We were watching a movie in cinema. I got a call from my neighbor that he managed to ran out of my house and got a fight in the dog of my neighbor. They both ended up in hospital. So I had to leave her to the theater and get to the hospital.

Last night, I went to a welcome party of my friend who just came home from China. I met two nice girls. They were both very attractive. We got along really well in the party, so I suggested that we should get some drinks some time. One of them said “how about now? My house is right across the street.” I knew what she meant right away. How can I refuse? So we went to her house directly.

We had some drinks and just when we were about to start making out, the girl saw her parents’ car coming along. We got panic and I quickly suggested that we could go to our house. They agreed to the idea, so we went outside from the back door.

When we arrived at house, we were all so sure that we were going to have a couple dating together. It was my first time, but not theirs. We sit in the couch and they sit besides me. I started to kiss one girl while I placed my hand on the thigh of the other. They undressed themselves. It was so hot. As I turned my head to kiss the other girl, I saw my dog was vomiting. I was a little worried. I was kissing the girl and she was touching me all over, but all I thought about was what did my dog eat today. Did he eat something bad? Is the dog food expired? I tried to ignore it as the other girl trying to unzip my pants. But I couldn’t stop checking on my dog. He seemed very uncomfortable. He vomited more.

Eventually, I gave up. I was just so worried about Sam. He looked in deep pain. I explained to them and they totally understood it. I saw them out. They suggested that we should re-arrange sometime and then left me their number. After they left, I took my dog to hospital. He felt much better after took some medicine. Another failed 3som date thanks to Sam. I love my fet life but love my dog more.